Grumpy's Castle; 17 September 2010 --
Grumpy noticed that his prized automobile, Red Rocket, was trending downward in miles per gallon. It was first noticeable last summer when the Grand Mother and he drove to the midwest (at a maximum speed of 65 mph, of course) but averaged just under 31 mpg. In 2008, Grumpy's first "experiment" with slow driving, he had averaged over 34 mpg. What could account for a 10% drop in mileage?
One possibility was that the sparkplugs were in need of replacement*. The owner's manual says that they should be replaced at 105,000 and the 'Rocket' odometer was showing 84,000 of "hard" driving (the Grand Mother's term -- not Grumpy's!).
With this in mind, Grumpy searched the INTERNET for information on the best plugs to buy and any special tools needed. Yep, a special thin-wall deep socket was required. Grumpy chose a set of Bosch platinum plugs with four radial gaps -- similar to the plugs in Uncle Bob's Mooney engine.
The spark plugs on the Honda V-6 engine are not visible -- even when you open the hood. Grumpy removed a "suspicious" looking cover on the front of the engine. The plugs were still not visible, but a set of three small-gauge wires led to three black caps each held on with a single bolt. Removing the bolt and pulling on the black cap uncovered a deep hole about one inch in diameter; at the bottom of this hole -- about six inches down, to be exact, was the top of a spark plug. Would Grumpy's standard six-point deep socket fit down this hole?
The answer was a comforting "YES!" However, the problem arose as to how to lift the plug up out of that hole after it was unscrewed from the engine head. Scrounging in Grumpy's odds-and-ends tool chest, a short grabber was spotted -- something inherited from his Father-in-Law perhaps -- not yet used by Grumpy (he had a longer one that he had bought years ago to retrieve something that had dropped down through an engine block and into the oil pan).
The "Grabber" was useful for extracting each plug after it was unscrewed, but was also used to carefully lower the new plugs into place and finger-tightening them before torquing them with the deep socket to the proper spec.
All went well until the removal of the last plug -- #6. By the time Grumpy had fetched the old plug from its deep hiding place, his hand looked somewhat familiar. Yes, the Zimmerman gene had shown its ugly head again. Now the reader can see why Grumpy can sincerely say that he "
FEELS" for his Grandson whose
bloody knuckle was the subject of much pondering, guessing and ridicule a few days ago. Up to this point Grumpy was thinking that this job would be an exception to the long tradition that suggested that "A good job isn't done until there is a bloody knuckle or two."
Of course, Grumpy successfully finished installing the new plug in the #6 position -- and the 'Rocket started on the first cylinder!
Then Grumpy went in, washed his hands and took this picture of the "special" tools used on this job:
From left to right, the "special" tools are: six Bosch Platinum-4 plugs (with black marker pen used to identify each used plug so it could be replaced in the same cylinder if necessary); 8mm Allen wrench (to remove cap-retaining bolt); 5/8" deep socket with six-inch extension; 3/8" square-drive ratchet wrench; six-inch "Grabber" (for snagging tops of old spark plugs so they could be pulled up out of the deep hole they were in). Grumpy suspects that the so-called "required" special deep socket was one which included some kind of plug removal device. With the willingness to try something available rather than spend good money on a new tool that may only be used once or twice in his lifetime, Grumpy saved probably twenty bucks -- the new fancy plugs cost almost twice that much! But, as an old friend used to say, "There is more than one way to skin a cat without kissing it to death!"
*For more Automotive technical information, including things that affect gasoline mileage, go
HERE.